December 31, 2013

Phoenix Stage Auditions for “Fuddy Meers”

Phoenix Stage

Phoenix Stage

Monday, January 6, 2014 from 7:00 – 9:00pm
Tuesday, January 7, 2014 from 7:00 – 9:00pm

Auditions will be held at:

686 Rubber Avenue
Naugatuck, CT 06770
(203) 632-8546

We are seeking a cast of 4 MEN AND 3 WOMEN for this production. All auditioning will be asked to read from the script. The production is directed by Donna Storms.


March 1, 7, 8, 14 &15, 2014 at 8:00 pm
March 2 & 9, 2014 at 2:00 pm


Claire has a rare form of psychogenic amnesia that erases her memory whenever she goes to sleep. This morning, like all mornings, she wakes up a blank slate. Her chipper husband comes in with a cup of coffee, explains her condition, hands her a book filled with all sorts of essential information, and he disappears into the shower. A limping, lisping, half-blind, half-deaf man in a ski mask, pops out from under her bed and claims to be her brother, there to save her. Claire’s info book is quickly discarded, and she’s hustled off to the country-house of her mother, a re-cent stroke victim whose speech has been reduced to utter gib-berish. Claire’s journey gets even more complicated when a dim-witted thug with a foul-mouthed hand puppet pops up at a win-dow, and her driven husband and perpetually stoned son show up with a claustrophobic lady-cop that they’ve kidnapped.


CLAIRE: about 40, a generally sunny woman with amnesia

RICHARD: about 40, a chatty, friendly, and sometimes nervous man

KENNY: 17, a troubled teen

LIMPING MAN: about 40, a lisping, limping, half-blind, half-deaf man with secrets

MILLET: 30’s or 40’s, an odd man with a puppet

HEIDI: 30’s or 40’s, a tough woman in uniform

GERTIE: 60′s a clear headed lady who’s had a stroke and can’t speak properly.